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TRAITS AND CHARACTERISTICS OF TEACHERS BASED ON SUBJECT COMBINATION

 

BUSINESS STUDIES/MATHEMATICS
-The most intelligent
-The best school games coaches.
-Have affairs with students
-Smoke bhang

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PHYSICS/MATHS
-Intelligent
-Use broken English
-Consume cheap liquor
-Don’t iron clothes and dress shabbily
-Wear torn unpolished shoes.
-Wear torn socks
-Always brag about being ‘the chosen few’ in their profession.
-Shaggy hear and uncleaned teeth

ENGLISH/LITERATURE
-Arrogant
-Spend 70% of their salary on clothes, shoes, and perfume.
-Swing their hips and bounce along the corridors.
-Have affairs with principals.
-Get married in their 40s.
-Correct the way other people pronounce English words yet they too have a problem pronouncing them.

BIOLOGY/CHEM
-Cowards
-Befriend principals and discuss other teachers with them.
-Dress well
-Generally polite
-Most of them head the G&C department

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KISWAHILI/HISTORY
-Loudmouths
-Spend much of their time in school discussing politics
-Always bragging in local pubs that they have a degree.
-The only people who complain that the school is not buying Taifa Leo.
-Have a huge appetite and consume a whole kettle or thermos of tea by themselves.
-Drama and Music teachers.
-The most active in union politics and usually the first ones to take to the streets when strikes are called.

CRE
-CU patrons
-Always the ones to offer prayers at the start and close of staff meetings.
-Have affairs with students
-Very rigid in thought
-Always found with students in a compromising situation.

CHEMISTRY
-Very boring people and students usually fall asleep as they teach
-Always in lab coats hallucinating to be doctors
-Always smelling of chemicals
-Always complaining that milk has not been bought for them to drink after handling Chemical

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